Converse shoes are so cool. You wish you had a pair, so you could look cool too.
But sadly you just spent your last £50 on kebabs and Frosty Jack’s, so you can’t afford to buy these cool American shoes. How are you going to look cool now, and impress people enough that they’ll want to be your friend? What about Converse Socks? These fun, exciting new socks are just like normal socks, except they are printed to look exactly like real, genuine Converse shoes. If it’s dark. And you’re a long way off. And the person looking has really poor eyesight. What’s important is how they make you feel! Why pay over £50 for the feeling of real Converse, when these socks can give you that exact same feeling for a fraction of the cost!
These funky and exciting new socks will make you feel…and look…cool, hip and urban as they come! Pair with some knock-off Adidas and a few bike chains you’ve spray painted gold, and pretty soon all the fly babes will be checking out your goods!! Just make sure you stay in the dark, and wait to go to the club til everyone else is thoroughly drunk and unable to see properly, and everyone will think you actually have money and real Cons. Before long, you’ll be hanging with all the cool people, but watch out for your toes….all the drunk people wearing genuine Converse can get a bit stompy, and these amazing socks, while looking cool, aren’t great as protective footwear. Who cares though, you’re hanging with the cool kids now!