Radio Control Flying Shark
1.45 meter long flying shark – and you have full control over it: up, down, and 360° turning. You do need to fill it with helium, so visit your florist, party supply shop, or visit Amazon and you will soon find what you need for your piranha to take off.
Why do you need a Radio Control Flying Shark? Well: Are you the type of parent that loves to see your child wreak havoc wherever it goes? If yes, then you need this.
You simply fill the shrkwith helium, insert 4 AA batteries, and start the bonding process. The child should take to the piranha quite quickly, just direct the flying menace to attach whomever your baby Satan has taken a dislike to today, and reward his cackles of evil laughter with treats and praise. The nanny, the postman, and the dog next door all make suitable targets for his or her displeasure, and who’s going to believe someone who claims a giant flying piranha savaged them at the direction of a maniacal toddler?
Just ensure you don’t leave the remote control within reach of your young charge; children as young as two have been known to turn on their guardians, and we wouldn’t want that!