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Wilson Castaway Volleyball

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Wilson Castaway Companion Ball

Last update was on: 3 April 2020 19:32
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Wilson Castaway Volleyball


Are you planning an exciting and adventurous vacation somewhere exotic and remote?

Looking for the perfect companion to accompany you, and be your friend and partner in your wild rages, night time soliloquy, and desperate quest for survival? Let Wilson here be that companion! As you probably saw in the Cast Away movie starring Tom Hanks, the Wilson volleyball has proven to be an appropriate companion for all lonely folk marooned on desert islands. While this is merely an exact replica of Tom Hanks’ famous companion, we’re sure he’ll come to mean as much to you as the original Wilson did to poor, lost Mr Hanks.

Wilson is a fantastic listener, makes a good surrogate mother and friend, and as he is inflated with air, can be used as a makeshift life preserver should you find yourself in a sticky situation. Add a shirt and some tasteful coconut hair, and you can amuse Wilson for days with endless games of dress ups. Forget Man Friday, Wilson is far more convenient and a much better support person in a variety of situations, he never needs to visit the little boy’s room, meaning he is always there when you need him, and as he doesn’t require food or water, can be trusted not to pilfer your valuable resources at night while you sleep. Don’t settle for the lonely life any more; with Wilson by your side, the world really is your oyster!

Disclaimer: Not actual Wilson from movie. Not actually covered in Tom Hanks’ blood.

 

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Last update was on: 3 April 2020 19:32
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