1-Day Delivery

Moustache Dummy

0

moustache baby dummy

Cisixin BPA Free Newborn Baby Pacifier Soother Dummy Moustache Fun Style

Free shipping
Last update was on: 3 April 2020 22:35


Moustache Dummy


Wow, you two must be the cutest hipster couple ever.

Your house is made from carbon conscious, recycled timber, everything you wear was hand knitted by local artisans out of home grown organic, free range alpaca fleece, and you have deer antlers embroidered on pretty much everything. Then you have a baby. An adorable, hipster baby you call Millicent. People ask if you’ve named him after your grandmother, and you shake your head seriously, saying you believe in the value of traditional warmth. Your Grandmother’s name was Sharon.

But some days, you look at little Millicent and feel sad.

With his complete disregard for the plight of Thai elephants, and his refusal to go vegan or grow a beard, you despair as to whether he will live up to your relaxed and laid back but judgemental standards. Where did you go so wrong? You’ve tried everything. You even grew organic sweet potato and tried him on the all-paleo diet your friend Feather recommended. Yet he stubbornly resists the ukulele and cries every time you put him in the bicycle buggy. Try this moustache dummy. Recommended in 9 out of 10 cases of Conservative Right Wing Baby syndrome, this effective yet hilarious solution will make him join the hipster revolution in no time.

 

You may also like…


Last update was on: 3 April 2020 22:35
0
Register New Account
Register a free account to save your wishlists!
Reset Password

Send this to a friend