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Self Cleaning Cat Litter Tray

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Self Cleaning Cat Litter Tray

PetSafe ScoopFree Ultra Self-Cleaning Litter Box

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Last update was on: 25 March 2020 05:27


Self Cleaning Cat Litter Tray


So I’m guessing you’re a cat person, or else you wouldn’t be looking at this. You love your cat, but you are really tired of cleaning up the cat poo. Cats are wonderful, snuggly little balls of fluff, with such stinky, stinky faeces. No-one likes stinky cat poo, and it causes many arguments between cat-loving people, and their spouses with overly sensitive nasal passages. This has led to the break up of many a happy home, and this is a problem that can easily be avoided, with the addition to one little gadget to the family residence.

The PetSafe self cleaning cat litter tray is the solution to all these odoriferous problems! Your spouse can relax in an odour free home, secure in the knowledge that no acrid, ammoniated smells will issue from the litter box that you have procrastinated in emptying for the last week. And you can enjoy the petting and affection from your favourite furry friend, without having to cope daily with the grim realities of litter crystals and disposing of feline faeces. Your cat will be happier too, as they dislike the grotty human habit of saving waste in one small box, and only cleaning it out when the stench gets to eye-watering levels.

This amazing litter tray will also feed into all your fantasies about how your cat is really just a little human in a furry body. Your cat will now have her own loo, right by your own loo! Just like a little, furry human! So not only can you be super lazy, but you can be super creepy about it too, and talk about your cat even more as if it were a grown human person that you have a weird co-dependant relationship with.

This invention is really the next revolution in domestic cat care, and is destined to change the way cats and cat owners live together, as well as improving the relationships between cat People and non-cat People (sometimes known as dog People) exponentially, as the lack of stinky cat toilets reduces the friction caused between those whose noses have already been burnt out by past exposure to ammoniated cat boxes, and those who still have fresh and undamaged nasal cavities, and cannot handle the eye-watering stink of cat poo that haunts the homes of cat lovers who are unlucky enough not to own one of these. Get your self cleaning litter tray today, and save your marriage before it’s too late!

 

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Last update was on: 25 March 2020 05:27
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