Premiere Home Cinema Seating

premiere home cinema seating

Premiere Home Cinema Seating - 3 Seater Black

Last update was on: 30 November 2021 18:39
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Premiere Home Cinema Seating



You love watching movies, but you hate people. It’s a common problem amongst the uncommonly rich. Why should you, the amazing, unique, one of a kind person you are, have to sit elbow to elbow with commoners who probably have head lice? Why should you, magnate, entrepreneur, and beneficiary of several well known charities, have to sit in a crowded cinema, be coughed on, have someone tread on your toes, then be treated to a couple of teenagers attempting to make a baby in the seats behind you? The answer is easy; you shouldn’t. Build your own cinema, and then you can enjoy fine cinema in the comfort and privacy you deserve, with your butler to bring you drinks and everything. It really is that easy.

All you need is a largish room (you just had the East Wing extended, so that would do nicely) a big screen TV or projector (get your PA to pick one up for you tomorrow) and some luxurious seating. Not just any seating though, the seating has to be just perfect. Fortunately we have exactly what you need right here. Premium home cinema seating, leather, fully adjustable, and with several luxurious functions that the cinemas don’t offer at all. For example, you can choose from five different expensive shades offered in suede and regular leather.

Each seat comes with a motorised recliner, a ten-vibrator massage function with lumbar heating and three different programs, and a cooling or warming beverage container. Just order as many chairs as you like, so you can choose from several different seating positions, then sit back and relax, telling Jeeves to bring the hors d’oeuvres, drinks, and your manicurist. Watch whatever you like; normal TV, movies you’ve ordered direct from Hollywood, or just re-runs of the Family Guy. It’s your cinema, you can watch whatever crap you like.

If you want, you can watch a movie on your own, have a Star Wars or Dr Who themed party with all your affluent friends, or just have a few close buddies over to discuss mergers and acquisitions over some canapes and port while you watch the latest X-Men offering. No more screaming babies, copulating teens, or rude old ladies asking what happened there between the girl and that nice man with the hat. Just sit back, relaxing in the luxury you deserve after all your hard work firing people and closing companies, and enjoy life the way it’s meant to be. All about you.

 

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