Smartphone Luggage Tracker
Everyone loves a day at the beach; sun, sea and sand, with cute girls, spunky lifeguards, and the ever-attractive sneak thief going through everyone’s bags and purses! It’s hard to relax and soak up the rays when you have to keep one eye on your stuff. The last thing you want is to be stranded at the beach in your swimmers, with no car keys or money! But with the Smartphone Security Sensor you can relax and soak up the cancer-causing UV rays to your heart’s content!
This handy little gadget connects to your smart phone and other devices, and comes equipped with a motion sensor and a vibration sensor. Switch it on, and the least amount of movement or vibration will cause it to emit a loud, alarming siren sound, calling attention to those pesky thieves, and hopefully making them run for cover! The Smartphone Luggage Tracker has a range of up to 10m, so you can also safeguard your personal space! No more waking up to find a nasty weirdo drooling while he stares at your lovely lady lumps, as soon as he enters the perimeter set by the Security Sensor, off goes the alarm, and the creep runs away, embarrassed at being caught out!
The Smartphone Luggage Tracker isn’t just for beach and pool use however! It is also fantastic if you like having a nap in the park, on railway station platforms, and pretty much any public place you feel the need to pass out on. Just set your alarm, then drunkenly collapse for as long as you like, and your luggage tracker will ensure no weirdos will disturb your slumber, or try and nick your stuff while you sleep it off. You’ll wake up fresh as a daisy, wondering where you left your car, and be able to gather up your belongings and stagger off to find it without having to find a police station and register the theft of your purse like everyone else!!
With so many exciting applications, this small and inconspicuous device allows for a wider range of public somnolence than you ever thought possible before. You can now sleep, pass out, collapse, or hibernate happily just about anywhere, secure in the knowledge that your luggage tracker will terrify any perverts, squirrels, or little old ladies who approach your snoring body. Please note; the Smartphone Security Sensor is not a substitute for an actual bodyguard, house alarm, or security system, and will not call the police or dial 999 for you.