Reserved Beach Towel
You go to the beach or pool, you’re enjoying your day, basking in the beautiful weather. You woke up super early to make sure you had the pick of the sun chairs, bought a day’s supply of trashy magazines and sunscreen, and now you’re set to relax.
All you need now is a lovely ice cream! Just in time, the ice cream cart rolls by, and you leap up gracefully, covering your belongings with a towel before bounding off to collect your ice-cream from the admiring vendor.
You prance elegantly back to your perfect spot, only to discover to your horror that a family of 6 have rudely pushed your belongings aside and set up camp on your chair! Gazing around in horror, you discover that the beach is totally occupied by similar families, and completely devoid of hunky surfer dudes who will defend your right to occupy the sun chair Completely unable to speak up, you’re forced to pick up your belongings and slink back to the hotel.
If only you had a towel with the word ‘Reserved’ marked clearly on it in large black lettering. Such a towel would deter even the most desperate chair-thief! Such a towel could be left on the chair overnight even, enabling you to sleep in, and trot down to the beach at your leisure, secure in the knowledge that your favourite sun-chair was ‘Reserved’ and would be waiting for you.
Sad people without ‘Reserved’ towels would stand sadly around, sweating in the hot sun, but unable to sit down anywhere. If you’re lucky, passing paparazzi might take you for a celebrity, as only important people have stuff reserved for them. Then you’ll be totally famous! And all because of this miracle towel!