Yes, this is a bacon flavoured thing to digest, but this is a bacon flavoured product with a difference – this is Bacon Flavoured Salt!
Much handier to carry in your pocket for emergencies than Bacon Socks, much less weird than Bacon Toothpaste or Bacon Chocolate or Bacon Candles. Bacon Salt can be taken anywhere, and with a simple shaking motion, turns even the blandest foods into bacony, salty goodness.
Now you can go to all the parties your vegetarian friends throw, without fear of chickpea-induced starvation comas. Sprinkle some Bacon Salt on those chickpeas, and hey presto! You’re environmentally friendly! Or something.
Even better, Bacon Salt is vegetarian friendly, so you can enjoy the superb flavours and aromas of dead, cured pig meat in good conscience, proclaiming smugly to your concerned animal loving friends that it is artificial dead animals, not actual dead animals, that go into your amazing Bacon Salt. Don’t try it on Vegans though, this isn’t vegan friendly salt, and they may burst into flames on contact. Or is that Vampires? I forget.