32 Funny Christmas Jumpers for 2017

If you need an ‘ugly’ Christmas jumper for this festive season, look no further. We trawled the internet and found the 32 funniest and best Christmas jumpers money can buy in the UK. Just scroll down to see our findings…

Are you taking part in Save the Children’s Christmas Jumper Day? This year, it will be held on Friday 15 December 2017. If you’re looking to help raise money, register your school or work to get your free Christmas Jumper Day Fundraising Pack.

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1. You Ain’t Gettin’ Poo Emoji Christmas Jumper

Break it to them gently with this adorable little Christmas poo. And to think you used to say this with coal…

Pixelated Jetstream You Ain't Gettin' Shit Christmas Emoji Sweatshirt (Black, L)

• Quick dispatch
• High quality vinyl design
• Pre-shrunk
• Machine washable
• Produced in the UK

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£22.90

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2. Tesco Value Christmas Jumper

It’s classic Tesco Value: Basic and simple, and yet it does exactly what it says on the tin. This budget jumper is sure to be a hit anywhere you wear it.

2XL White Tesco's Funny Value Christmas Jumper Tesco Black Friday Sweatshirt

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3. Super Mario Christmas Jumper

It’s-a Me, Mario! Super Mario enters a winter wonderland level in this brilliant jumper, complete with coins and a star.

NINTENDO - JUMPING MARIO CHRISTMAS SWEATER SMALL

• Unisex retro Christmas Jumper Super Mario Bros Green
• Made from 100% cotton
• Loose, comfortable fit with crew neck
• Available in S, M, L, XL and XXL (see guidance)
• 100% Official Licensed Product

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4. Santa Suit Acrylic Christmas Jumper With Beard

This acrylic Christmas jumper is actually a fantastic Santa costume, complete with beard and belt. It doesn’t come much easier than that. Even though it has a beard, this jumper is machine washable.

Charles Wilson Novelty 3D Christmas Jumper (X-Large, 3D Santa Red)

• Novelty Christmas Jumper
• Detailed 3D Design
• Ribbed Hem, Collar and Cuffs

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5. Game of Thrones Christmas is Coming Jumper

Winter is coming, so Christmas must be just around the corner. The Stark sigil’s direwolf gets right into the Christmas spirit on this printed jumper.

Christmas is Coming Stark Direwolf Sigil Game Of Thrones Men's Sweatshirt

• Men's Sweatshirt
• Please use our size guide in the image gallery.

Last update was on: 20 May 2022 06:39

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£26.95

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6. Christmas Hoodie

Self-explanatory, ugly Christmas jumper-hoodie.

Women Letter Print Merry Christmas Hooded Jumper Mingfa Long Sleeve Sweatshirt Pullover Tops Blouse T-Shirt (L, Blue)

• Material: high quality cotton+polyester, comfortable and breathable to wear.It keeps warm and thick enough for cold winter/Spring/Autumn
• This casual style sweatshirt sweater can match with tights, skinny jeans,pants, also can wear it for sports.

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£11.99

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7. Advent Calendar Knitted Christmas Jumper

This unique jumper features all 24 numbers to make you a walking, talking advent calendar. Five of the numbers are actually real pockets. Be creative with what you put in there!

Christmas 3D Advent Calendar Knitted Unisex Jumper With Pockets - CS012 (S)

• Countdown to Christmas Day with this brilliant advent style Christmas jumper!
• Fabric 100% Acrylic
• Weight 12 gauge
• Size XS 32" S 34" M 38" L 40" XL 44" 2XL 48"

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8. Official Sonic Knitted Christmas Jumper

Look effortlessly cool in this retro Sonic jumper. Were you more of Nintendo person? Doesn’t matter – that was years ago! No one knows now…

Classic Sonic Official Christmas Jumper / Sweater (X Small)

• SONIC THE HEDGEHOG: Go fast and festive with this Official SEGA Classic Sonic Christmas Jumper. This knitted retro gaming Christmas Jumper features an image of the chilli dog eating hero himself, as well as the iconic rings from sonic as well as a whole host of festive feature so you know it's an authentic Christmas Jumper!

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£32.99

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9. X-Wing Vs. Tie Fighter Official Star Wars Knitted Christmas Jumper

X-Wing Vs. Tie Fighter Official Star Wars Christmas Jumper / Sweater (Large)

• X-WING CHASE DESIGN: This officially licensed Star Wars Christmas jumper, depicting a Tie Fighter and X-Wing from the famous Battle of Yavin scene from the original trilogy, is the ideal Xmas sweater for any Star Wars fan. A high-quality knitted jumper with embroidered designs, celebrate everything to do with the Force this Xmas with this warm sweater

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10. Louis Theroux Christmas Jumper

After many years of hard work, Louis Theroux is finally getting the adulation he deserves.

Sanfran - Dashing Theroux The Snow Christmas Top Xmas Festive Louis Jumper Sweater

• Model Wears A Small
• Made From 100% Cotton (Tees), 50%/50% Cotton & Polyester (Sweaters)
• Classic Crew Neck- Professionally Printed Design
• Loose Fit (check out the size chart!)
• Fast Postage!

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11. Donald Trump Christmas Jumper

We all know what Agent Orange would promise if he was in charge of this season – he would Make Christmas Great Again! Show your support for the White Pride Piper with this hilarious jumper.

Make Christmas Great Again Trump Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt Medium Navy

• DONALD TRUMP UGLY SWEATSHIRT FOR CHRISTMAS - Make Christmas great again funny sweatshirt
• IT'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE THE PARTY'S STAR- This funny & memorable Donald Trump xmas jumper like ugly sweater will make you noticeable everywhere you go.

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12. Dark Side of the Moon Christmas Jumper

A jumper that only your drunk uncle will appreciate, before insisting “You kids just don’t appreciate real music”, and droning on about how much better music was back in the olden days.

Plastic Head Mens Pink Floyd Dark Side Christmas Jumper - Black - X Large

• Mens Sweater
• Brand New
• Sent Securely in Protective Packaging
• Free UK Delivery

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13. Legend of Zelda Knitted Link Christmas Jumper

Hey! Listen! It’s dangerous to go alone. Take this beautifully knitted nostalgic jumper to make sure you look best for this year’s Christmas quest.

The Legend of Zelda Christmas Sweater Knit sweater blue XL

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14. London Scene Knitted Christmas Jumper

Moved to The City recently? Work in a bank/ as a broker /  in fintec? Then this jumper is for you. Show everyone just how successful you are by how much you love the capital.

Mens Merry Xmas Christmas Jumper - New York Santa Sleigh Scene by Xact

• Neckline: Crew Neck

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15. Reinbeers Knitted Christmas Jumper

A tribute to the mythical creature that only appears after a certain number of pints.

Mens Threadbare Christmas Novelty Reindeer Beer Funny 3D Xmas Jumper Sweater

• Crew Neck and Ribbed Sleeve Cuffs
• Cobalt and Black Twist
• 3D Pom Pom
• Novelty Christmas Reinbeers Design
• Material: 100% Acrylic

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16. ‘Let It Snow’ Game of Thrones Knitted Christmas Jumper

The North remembers… to wrap up warm this winter. He may know nothing, but Jon Snow does know how to dress cosy, and this knitted jumper proves it.

SA Fashions® New Season GAME OF THRONES Jon SANTA Let It Snow Ladies Mens Novelty Vintage Xmas Knitted Jumper Sweater...

• Long sleeves with Hip length.
• Let It Snow, Jon Snow Printed Xmas Jumper.
• 100% Made in UK, Quality Item, UK Sizes S-XL (8-18).
• New in Fashion Xmas Christmas Unisex Jumper Sweater.
• Colour May Vary from the Pictures, please email us for more details.

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17. ASDA Smart Price Christmas Jumper

Just in case you’re more of an ASDA person and the Tesco Value jumper doesn’t do it for you.

FUNNY CHRISTMAS JUMPER ASDA SMART PRICE UNISEX XMAS SWEATSHIRT MENS CHISTMAS GIFT 2016

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18. Yoda Knitted Christmas Jumper

“The season to be jolly it is.” Star Wars and Christmas make a perfect match in this Yoda Santa hat jumper.

Official Star Wars Master Yoda Christmas Jumper / Ugly Sweater - (UK 3XL/US 2XL)

• STAR WARS DESIGN: Have you ever wanted to strap yourself to the back of Mark Hamill as he runs through a swamp… ok maybe that's just me, but I bet you've always wanted to wear an amazing Official Star Wars Master Yoda Christmas Jumper. Buy it you must hhhmmmm!!!

Last update was on: 20 May 2022 06:39

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£32.99

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19. Christmas Jumper Style Suit

The makers of the camouflage suit are Taking the Christmas jumper to new horizons. Why not go full body with your Christmas jumper pattern?

The Rudolph OppoSuits (Chest 42)

• Opposuits - Worn to be Wild
• The Rudolph: the ultimate Christmas suit
• Stand out from the crowd and put other suits to shame
• High-quality durable fabric to wear over and over again. Do not think this is a disposable costume!

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20. Vault-Tec™ Knitted Christmas Jumper

Merry Christmas from America’s favourite bunker constructors!

Official Fallout 4 Vault Tec Christmas Jumper / Ugly Sweater (UK 3XL/US 2XL)

• Official Fallout Product
• Available in 7 sizes - (XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL)
• 100% Knitted
• Crew neckline with ribbed trim

Last update was on: 20 May 2022 06:39

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£34.99

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21. Dabbing Santa Knitted Christmas Jumper

Why is dabbing still a thing?!

Lekeez® Christmas Jumpers Xmas 2017 Novelty Sweater for Mens Womens Ladies Unisex (M, DABBING AROUND 2017)

• Brand new unique designs manufactured on special order for Christmas 2017
• Super soft, warm and comfortable. Best quality material
• Regular fit. Crew Neck. Long Sleeves.
• Machine Washable (40°C)
• Made in the UK

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22. Reindeer Antler Knitted Christmas Jumper With Hood

Wear this and you’ll be asked to join in all the reindeer games.

Mens Christmas Rudolf Reindeer Xmas Hoodie Jumper (Rudolf) M

• Red And White Striped Sleeved From Cuffs To Elbow.
• Graphic Belt And Candy Cane Design.
• Hood Features Pointed Elf Style Hat With Pom Pom.
• Thick Knitted Jumper.
• Bells Attached To Top Half Where Hood Points End.

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23. 3D Hanging Bauble Acrylic Christmas Jumper

This totally discrete, minimalist jumper will definitely not grab anyone’s attention – because you don’t like attention, do you?

Christmas Shop Decoration 3D adults Christmas jumper - Black / Assorted

• 3D CHRISTMAS JUMPER: Our Christmas jumper is uniquely designed to have soft Christmas baubles made from fabric actually hanging off the jumper, will be the perfect ice breaker and talking point of any Christmas party during the festive season

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£26.99

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24. PAC-MAN Knitted Christmas Jumper

Let your inner nerd loose with this official Bandai Namco jumper. 

Official Pac-Man Christmas Jumper / Ugly Sweater - (UK 3XL/US 2XL)

• OFFICIALLY LICENSED PAC-MAN APPAREL: Would you rather eat pellets or cherries? We’re cherries every time, but maybe if we had Blinky, Pinky, Inky and Clyde on my case I’d be more inclined to stuff our face with pellets. Once you’ve got this Pac-man Xmas jumper all you need to worry about is stuffing your face with turkey!

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25. Rolling Stones Christmas Jumper

You can’t always get what you want, but you can get this amazing, officially licensed classic Christmas jumper.

Rolling Stones Classic Tongue Royal Blue Ugly Christmas Sweater (Adult XX-Large)

• 100% Acrylic
• Great add on for Ugly Christmas Sweater parties
• Officially Licensed

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26. Official Superman Knitted Christmas Jumper

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? It’s neither – it’s a supercosy knitted Superman jumper!

Superman Premium Knitted Christmas Jumper Official Licensed Movie

• Official Licensed Merchandise
• Genuine Product
• Superman

Free shipping

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27. Glow in the Dark Christmas Jumper

A great festive safety feature for that long, cold walk home in the dark from the pub.

Glow in the Dark Mens Retro Reindeer Christmas Jumper Style Sweatshirt - Charcoal Grey (X-Large)

• Glow in the dark retro christmas reindeer top
• A lightweight alternative to the traditional Christmas jumper
• Retro style print with a distressed finish for a more authentic vintage worn look
• Perfect for everyday casual wear and the christmas party season.

Last update was on: 20 May 2022 06:39

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£24.00

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28. Pug Acrylic Christmas Jumper

Look the dog’s bo****ks this Christmas in this adorable pug jumper.

Merry Pugmas Jumper Unisex

Awsome Christmas jumper for dog lovers! Ideal gift for Christmas Day or to wear over the festive period. These days, owning a pug seems to be the ultimate fashion accessory, but ...

£32.99

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29. Naughty & Nice 2-Person Christmas Jumper

This hilarious attention-seeking jumper is sure to win any competition. Extra points if you both actually manage to wear together it all night.

Two In One Naughty And Nice Christmas Jumper

Cuddle up for Christmas in this adult 2-in-1 jumper. Perfect for couples over the festive period. 100% Acrylic

£35.00

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30. Christmas Stocking Jumper

Why let society dictacte where you should hang your stockings? Keep it and your treasures close by, with easy access.

3D Christmas Stocking Jumper

3D Christmas Jumper complete with front opening stocking on the front. Suitable for males and females. 100% Acrylic

£27.00

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32. Santa Baby Maternity Christmas Jumper

No Christmas jumper list would be complete without a maternity option. Making a big deal of bump’s first Christmas will help you embrace the reason you’re sober.

Wine Womens Maternity Maisie Santa Baby Christmas Jumper - S-M

• Multi Womens Maternity Bethany Bumps First Christmas Jumper

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