32 Funny Christmas Jumpers for 2017

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If you need an ‘ugly’ Christmas jumper for this festive season, look no further. We trawled the internet and found the 32 funniest and best Christmas jumpers money can buy in the UK. Just scroll down to see our findings…

Are you taking part in Save the Children’s Christmas Jumper Day? This year, it will be held on Friday 15 December 2017. If you’re looking to help raise money, register your school or work to get your free Christmas Jumper Day Fundraising Pack.

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1. You Ain’t Gettin’ Poo Emoji Christmas Jumper


poo emoji christmas jumperBreak it to them gently with this adorable little Christmas poo. And to think you used to say this with coal…

Pixelated Jetstream You Ain't Gettin' Shit Christmas Emoji Sweatshirt (Black, L)

Last update was in: 25 May 18 13:57

 

2. Tesco Value Christmas Jumper


tesco value christmas jumperIt’s classic Tesco Value: Basic and simple, and yet it does exactly what it says on the tin. This budget jumper is sure to be a hit anywhere you wear it.

 

3. Super Mario Christmas Jumper


super mario christmas jumper

It’s-a Me, Mario! Super Mario enters a winter wonderland level in this brilliant jumper, complete with coins and a star.

NINTENDO - JUMPING MARIO CHRISTMAS SWEATER SMALL

Last update was in: 25 May 18 13:57

 

 

4. Santa Suit Acrylic Christmas Jumper With Beard


santa suit xmas jumper

This acrylic Christmas jumper is actually a fantastic Santa costume, complete with beard and belt. It doesn’t come much easier than that. Even though it has a beard, this jumper is machine washable.

Charles Wilson Novelty 3D Christmas Jumper (X-Large, 3D Santa Red)

Last update was in: 25 May 18 13:57
£9.95 £29.95

 

 

5. Game of Thrones Christmas is Coming Jumper


game of thrones christmas is coming jumper

Winter is coming, so Christmas must be just around the corner. The Stark sigil’s direwolf gets right into the Christmas spirit on this printed jumper.

Christmas is Coming Stark Direwolf Sigil Game Of Thrones Men's Sweatshirt

Free shipping
Last update was in: 25 May 18 13:57

 

6. Christmas Hoodie


christmas jumper hoodieSelf-explanatory, ugly Christmas jumper-hoodie.

Women Letter Print Merry Christmas Hooded Jumper Mingfa Long Sleeve Sweatshirt Pullover Tops Blouse T-Shirt (L, Blue)

Last update was in: 25 May 18 13:57
£10.99 £22.99

 

 

7. Advent Calendar Knitted Christmas Jumper


xmas advent calendar jumper

This unique jumper features all 24 numbers to make you a walking, talking advent calendar. Five of the numbers are actually real pockets. Be creative with what you put in there!

Christmas 3D Advent Calendar Knitted Unisex Jumper With Pockets - CS012 (S)

Last update was in: 25 May 18 13:57

 

 

8. Official Sonic Knitted Christmas Jumper


official sega sonic Christmas jumper

Look effortlessly cool in this retro Sonic jumper. Were you more of Nintendo person? Doesn’t matter – that was years ago! No one knows now…

Classic Sonic Official Christmas Jumper / Sweater (X Small)

Last update was in: 25 May 18 13:57

 

 

9. X-Wing Vs. Tie Fighter Official Star Wars Knitted Christmas Jumper


X-Wing Vs. Tie Fighter Official Star Wars Christmas Jumper

X-Wing Vs. Tie Fighter Official Star Wars Christmas Jumper / Sweater (Large)

Free shipping
Last update was in: 25 May 18 13:57

 

 

10. Louis Theroux Christmas Jumper


louis theroux xmas jumper

After many years of hard work, Louis Theroux is finally getting the adulation he deserves.

Sanfran - Dashing Theroux The Snow Christmas Top Xmas Festive Louis Jumper Sweater

Last update was in: 25 May 18 13:57

 

 

11. Donald Trump Christmas Jumper


donald trump christmas jumper

We all know what Agent Orange would promise if he was in charge of this season – he would Make Christmas Great Again! Show your support for the White Pride Piper with this hilarious jumper.

Make Christmas Great Again Trump Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt Medium Navy

Last update was in: 25 May 18 13:57

 

 

12. Dark Side of the Moon Christmas Jumper


Dark side of the moon christmas tree jumperA jumper that only your drunk uncle will appreciate, before insisting “You kids just don’t appreciate real music”, and droning on about how much better music was back in the olden days.

Plastic Head Mens Pink Floyd Dark Side Christmas Jumper - Black - X Large

Last update was in: 25 May 18 13:57

 

13. Legend of Zelda Knitted Link Christmas Jumper


legend of zelda christmas jumper

Hey! Listen! It’s dangerous to go alone. Take this beautifully knitted nostalgic jumper to make sure you look best for this year’s Christmas quest.

The Legend of Zelda Christmas Sweater Knit sweater blue XL

Last update was in: 25 May 18 13:57

 

 

14. London Scene Knitted Christmas Jumper


london skyline scene christmas jumper

Moved to The City recently? Work in a bank/ as a broker /  in fintec? Then this jumper is for you. Show everyone just how successful you are by how much you love the capital.

Mens Merry Xmas Christmas Jumper - New York Santa Sleigh Scene by Xact

Last update was in: 25 May 18 13:57

 

 

15. Reinbeers Knitted Christmas Jumper


reinbeers xmas jumpersA tribute to the mythical creature that only appears after a certain number of pints.

Mens Threadbare Christmas Novelty Reindeer Beer Funny 3D Xmas Jumper Sweater

Last update was in: 25 May 18 13:57

 

 

16. ‘Let It Snow’ Game of Thrones Knitted Christmas Jumper


let it snow xmas jumper

The North remembers… to wrap up warm this winter. He may know nothing, but Jon Snow does know how to dress cosy, and this knitted jumper proves it.

SA Fashions® New Season GAME OF THRONES Jon SANTA Let It Snow Ladies Mens Novelty Vintage Xmas Knitted Jumper Sweater...

Last update was in: 25 May 18 13:57

 

 

17. ASDA Smart Price Christmas Jumper


asda smart price christmas jumperJust in case you’re more of an ASDA person and the Tesco Value jumper doesn’t do it for you.

FUNNY CHRISTMAS JUMPER ASDA SMART PRICE UNISEX XMAS SWEATSHIRT MENS CHISTMAS GIFT 2016

Last update was in: 25 May 18 13:57

 

 

18. Yoda Knitted Christmas Jumper


star wars yoda christmas jumper“The season to be jolly it is.” Star Wars and Christmas make a perfect match in this Yoda Santa hat jumper.

Official Star Wars Master Yoda Christmas Jumper / Ugly Sweater - (UK 3XL/US 2XL)

Last update was in: 25 May 18 13:57

 

 

19. Christmas Jumper Style Suit


Christmas jumper style suit

The makers of the camouflage suit are Taking the Christmas jumper to new horizons. Why not go full body with your Christmas jumper pattern?

The Rudolph OppoSuits (Chest 42)

Last update was in: 25 May 18 13:57

 

 

20. Vault-Tec™ Knitted Christmas Jumper


fallout 4 vault-tech christmas jumperMerry Christmas from America’s favourite bunker constructors!

Official Fallout 4 Vault Tec Christmas Jumper / Ugly Sweater (UK 3XL/US 2XL)

Last update was in: 25 May 18 13:57

 

 

21. Dabbing Santa Knitted Christmas Jumper


dabbing santa christmas jumper

Why is dabbing still a thing?!

Lekeez® Christmas Jumpers Xmas 2017 Novelty Sweater for Mens Womens Ladies Unisex (M, DABBING AROUND 2017)

Last update was in: 25 May 18 13:57

 

 

22. Reindeer Antler Knitted Christmas Jumper With Hood


rudolph reindee antler christmas jumper

Wear this and you’ll be asked to join in all the reindeer games.

Mens Christmas Rudolf Reindeer Xmas Hoodie Jumper (Rudolf) M

Last update was in: 25 May 18 13:57

 

 

23. 3D Hanging Bauble Acrylic Christmas Jumper


3d hanging bauble xmas jumper

This totally discrete, minimalist jumper will definitely not grab anyone’s attention – because you don’t like attention, do you?

Christmas Shop Decoration 3D adults Christmas jumper - Black / Assorted

Last update was in: 25 May 18 13:57

 

 

24. PAC-MAN Knitted Christmas Jumper


pac man christmas jumperLet your inner nerd loose with this official Bandai Namco jumper. 

Official Pac-Man Christmas Jumper / Ugly Sweater - (UK 3XL/US 2XL)

Last update was in: 25 May 18 13:57

 

 

25. Rolling Stones Christmas Jumper


rolling stones lips xmas jumperYou can’t always get what you want, but you can get this amazing, officially licensed classic Christmas jumper.

Rolling Stones Classic Tongue Royal Blue Ugly Christmas Sweater (Adult XX-Large)

Last update was in: 25 May 18 13:57

 

 

26. Official Superman Knitted Christmas Jumper


superman knitted christmas jumper

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? It’s neither – it’s a supercosy knitted Superman jumper!

Superman Premium Knitted Christmas Jumper Official Licensed Movie

Free shipping
Last update was in: 25 May 18 13:57

 

 

27. Glow in the Dark Christmas Jumper


Jolly clothing glow in the dark xmas jumper

A great festive safety feature for that long, cold walk home in the dark from the pub.

Glow in the Dark Mens Retro Reindeer Christmas Jumper Style Sweatshirt - Charcoal Grey (X-Large)

Last update was in: 25 May 18 13:57

 

28. Pug Acrylic Christmas Jumper


merry pugmas xmas jumper

Look the dog’s bo****ks this Christmas in this adorable pug jumper.

Merry Pugmas Jumper Unisex

Awsome Christmas jumper for dog lovers! Ideal gift for Christmas Day or to wear over the festive period. These days, owning a pug seems to be the ultimate fashion accessory, but ...

 

 

29. Naughty & Nice 2-Person Christmas Jumper


Instajunction naughty nice 2 person christmas jumper

This hilarious attention-seeking jumper is sure to win any competition. Extra points if you both actually manage to wear together it all night.

Two In One Naughty And Nice Christmas Jumper

Cuddle up for Christmas in this adult 2-in-1 jumper. Perfect for couples over the festive period. 100% Acrylic

 

30. Christmas Stocking Jumper


Instajunction christmas stocking jumper christmas stocking jumper

Why let society dictacte where you should hang your stockings? Keep it and your treasures close by, with easy access.

3D Christmas Stocking Jumper

3D Christmas Jumper complete with front opening stocking on the front. Suitable for males and females. 100% Acrylic

 

 

 

32. Santa Baby Maternity Christmas Jumper


santa baby maternity christmas jumperNo Christmas jumper list would be complete without a maternity option. Making a big deal of bump’s first Christmas will help you embrace the reason you’re sober.

Wine Womens Maternity Maisie Santa Baby Christmas Jumper - S-M

Last update was in: 25 May 18 13:57
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