32 Funny Christmas Jumpers for 2017
If you need an ‘ugly’ Christmas jumper for this festive season, look no further. We trawled the internet and found the 32 funniest and best Christmas jumpers money can buy in the UK. Just scroll down to see our findings…
Are you taking part in Save the Children’s Christmas Jumper Day? This year, it will be held on Friday 15 December 2017. If you’re looking to help raise money, register your school or work to get your free Christmas Jumper Day Fundraising Pack.
Need more cool Christmas stuff? Check out our favourite unusual Christmas crackers and 44 Secret Santa Gifts Under £5.
1. You Ain’t Gettin’ Poo Emoji Christmas Jumper
Break it to them gently with this adorable little Christmas poo. And to think you used to say this with coal…
Pixelated Jetstream You Ain't Gettin' Shit Christmas Emoji Sweatshirt (Black, L)
- Quick dispatch
- High quality vinyl design
- Pre-shrunk
- Machine washable
- Produced in the UK
2. Tesco Value Christmas Jumper
It’s classic Tesco Value: Basic and simple, and yet it does exactly what it says on the tin. This budget jumper is sure to be a hit anywhere you wear it.
2XL White Tesco's Funny Value Christmas Jumper Tesco Black Friday Sweatshirt
3. Super Mario Christmas Jumper
It’s-a Me, Mario! Super Mario enters a winter wonderland level in this brilliant jumper, complete with coins and a star.
NINTENDO - JUMPING MARIO CHRISTMAS SWEATER SMALL
- Unisex Retro Super Mario Bros. Green Christmas Jumper
- Made from 100% Cotton
- Loose, Comfortable fit with crew neck
- Available in S, M, L, XL & XXL (See guide)
- 100% officially licensed merchandise
4. Santa Suit Acrylic Christmas Jumper With Beard
This acrylic Christmas jumper is actually a fantastic Santa costume, complete with beard and belt. It doesn’t come much easier than that. Even though it has a beard, this jumper is machine washable.
Charles Wilson Novelty 3D Christmas Jumper (X-Large, 3D Santa Red)
- Novelty Christmas Jumper
- Detailed 3D Design
- Ribbed Hem, Collar and Cuffs
5. Game of Thrones Christmas is Coming Jumper
Winter is coming, so Christmas must be just around the corner. The Stark sigil’s direwolf gets right into the Christmas spirit on this printed jumper.
Christmas is Coming Stark Direwolf Sigil Game Of Thrones Men's Sweatshirt
- Men's Sweatshirt
- PLEASE USE OUR SIZE GUIDE IN THE IMAGE GALLERY
- High quality, Cloud City 7 product.
- Fast dispatch straight to your door from the UK
- Please note; the design used in this product is unofficial fan art inspried by, but not endorsed by, the original - created by pop culture obsessed artists for fans alike!
6. Christmas Hoodie
Self-explanatory, ugly Christmas jumper-hoodie.
Women Letter Print Merry Christmas Hooded Jumper Mingfa Long Sleeve Sweatshirt Pullover Tops Blouse T-Shirt (L, Blue)
- Material: high quality cotton+polyester, comfortable and breathable to wear.It keeps warm and thick enough for cold winter/Spring/Autumn
- This casual style sweatshirt sweater can match with tights, skinny jeans,pants, also can wear it for sports.
7. Advent Calendar Knitted Christmas Jumper
This unique jumper features all 24 numbers to make you a walking, talking advent calendar. Five of the numbers are actually real pockets. Be creative with what you put in there!
Christmas 3D Advent Calendar Knitted Unisex Jumper With Pockets - CS012 (S)
- Countdown to Christmas Day with this brilliant advent style Christmas jumper!
- Fabric 100% Acrylic
- Weight 12 gauge
- Size XS 32" S 34" M 38" L 40" XL 44" 2XL 48"
8. Official Sonic Knitted Christmas Jumper
Look effortlessly cool in this retro Sonic jumper. Were you more of Nintendo person? Doesn’t matter – that was years ago! No one knows now…
Classic Sonic Official Christmas Jumper / Sweater (X Small)
- Official SEGA Product
- Geeky cool design
- Available in 7 sizes - (XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL)
- 100% Knitted
- Crew neckline with ribbed trim
9. X-Wing Vs. Tie Fighter Official Star Wars Knitted Christmas Jumper
X-Wing Vs. Tie Fighter Official Star Wars Christmas Jumper / Sweater (Large)
- Official Star Wars Product
- Available in 7 sizes - (XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL)
- 100% Knitted
- Crew neckline with ribbed trim
- Unisex Design
10. Louis Theroux Christmas Jumper
After many years of hard work, Louis Theroux is finally getting the adulation he deserves.
Sanfran - Dashing Theroux The Snow Christmas Top Xmas Festive Louis Jumper Sweater
- Model Wears A Small
- Made From 100% Cotton (Tees), 50%/50% Cotton & Polyester (Sweaters)
- Classic Crew Neck- Professionally Printed Design
- Loose Fit (check out the size chart!)
- Fast Postage!
11. Donald Trump Christmas Jumper
We all know what Agent Orange would promise if he was in charge of this season – he would Make Christmas Great Again! Show your support for the White Pride Piper with this hilarious jumper.
Make Christmas Great Again Trump Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt Medium Navy
- Stay warm with this awesome sweatshirt!
- Or even give someone you love the gift of looking cool while being warm
- Best colours on the most comfortable sweatshirts
- Outstanding fabric quality! Super fast shipping
12. Dark Side of the Moon Christmas Jumper
A jumper that only your drunk uncle will appreciate, before insisting “You kids just don’t appreciate real music”, and droning on about how much better music was back in the olden days.
Plastic Head Mens Pink Floyd Dark Side Christmas Jumper - Black - X Large
- Mens Sweater
- Brand New
- Sent Securely in Protective Packaging
- Free UK Delivery
13. Legend of Zelda Knitted Link Christmas Jumper
Hey! Listen! It’s dangerous to go alone. Take this beautifully knitted nostalgic jumper to make sure you look best for this year’s Christmas quest.
The Legend of Zelda Christmas Sweater Knit sweater blue XL
- The Legend of Zelda Knit sweater Christmas Sweater for Men
- blue
- 50% cotton, 50% polyacrylics
- Normal cut
14. London Scene Knitted Christmas Jumper
Moved to The City recently? Work in a bank/ as a broker / in fintec? Then this jumper is for you. Show everyone just how successful you are by how much you love the capital.
Mens Merry Xmas Christmas Jumper - New York Santa Sleigh Scene by Xact
- Mens Jumpers by Merry Xmas
- Neckline: Crew Neck
15. Reinbeers Knitted Christmas Jumper
A tribute to the mythical creature that only appears after a certain number of pints.
Mens Threadbare Christmas Novelty Reindeer Beer Funny 3D Xmas Jumper Sweater
- Crew Neck and Ribbed Sleeve Cuffs
- Cobalt and Black Twist
- 3D Pom Pom
- Novelty Christmas Reinbeers Design
- Material: 100% Acrylic
16. ‘Let It Snow’ Game of Thrones Knitted Christmas Jumper
The North remembers… to wrap up warm this winter. He may know nothing, but Jon Snow does know how to dress cosy, and this knitted jumper proves it.
SA Fashions® New Season GAME OF THRONES Jon SANTA Let It Snow Ladies Mens Novelty Vintage Xmas Knitted Jumper Sweater...
- Long sleeves with Hip length.
- Let It Snow, Jon Snow Printed Xmas Jumper.
- 100% Made in UK, Quality Item, UK Sizes S-XL (8-18).
- New in Fashion Xmas Christmas Unisex Jumper Sweater.
- Colour May Vary from the Pictures, please email us for more details.
17. ASDA Smart Price Christmas Jumper
Just in case you’re more of an ASDA person and the Tesco Value jumper doesn’t do it for you.
FUNNY CHRISTMAS JUMPER ASDA SMART PRICE UNISEX XMAS SWEATSHIRT MENS CHISTMAS GIFT 2016
- Size guide - Small 34/36'' - Medium 38/40'' - Large 42/44'' - XLarge 46/48'' - XXlarge 50/52'' (Chest In INCH)
- Unisex Size Sweatshirt Perfect For Lounging Round In The Christmas Holidays
- Free Postage
- High Quality 100% cotton T-Shirt
18. Yoda Knitted Christmas Jumper
“The season to be jolly it is.” Star Wars and Christmas make a perfect match in this Yoda Santa hat jumper.
Official Star Wars Master Yoda Christmas Jumper / Ugly Sweater - (UK 3XL/US 2XL)
- Official Star Wars Product
- Geeky cool design
- Available in 8 sizes (XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL)
- 100% Knitted
- Crew neckline with ribbed trim
19. Christmas Jumper Style Suit
The makers of the camouflage suit are Taking the Christmas jumper to new horizons. Why not go full body with your Christmas jumper pattern?
The Rudolph OppoSuits (Chest 42)
- Opposuits - Worn to be Wild
- The Rudolph: the ultimate Christmas suit
- Stand out from the crowd and put other suits to shame
- High-quality durable fabric to wear over and over again. Do not think this is a disposable costume!
20. Vault-Tec™ Knitted Christmas Jumper
Merry Christmas from America’s favourite bunker constructors!
Official Fallout 4 Vault Tec Christmas Jumper / Ugly Sweater (UK 3XL/US 2XL)
- Official Fallout Product
- Available in 7 sizes - (XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL)
- 100% Knitted
- Crew neckline with ribbed trim
21. Dabbing Santa Knitted Christmas Jumper
Why is dabbing still a thing?!
Lekeez® Christmas Jumpers Xmas 2017 Novelty Sweater for Mens Womens Ladies Unisex (M, DABBING AROUND 2017)
- Brand new unique designs manufactured on special order for Christmas 2017
- Super soft, warm and comfortable. Best quality material
- Regular fit. Crew Neck. Long Sleeves.
- Machine Washable (40°C)
- Made in the UK
22. Reindeer Antler Knitted Christmas Jumper With Hood
Wear this and you’ll be asked to join in all the reindeer games.
Mens Christmas Rudolf Reindeer Xmas Hoodie Jumper (Rudolf) M
- Mens Jumpers by Threadbare
- Neckline: Hooded
23. 3D Hanging Bauble Acrylic Christmas Jumper
This totally discrete, minimalist jumper will definitely not grab anyone’s attention – because you don’t like attention, do you?
Christmas Shop Decoration 3D adults Christmas jumper - Black / Assorted
- The most wanted Xmas jumper for this Christmas, a must Christmas jumper for any Xmas Party
- 3D Christmas Jumper - with actual soft Xmas baubles hanging off the jumper that one can touch and feel - the perfect ice breaker at all Christmas parties this winter
24. PAC-MAN Knitted Christmas Jumper
Let your inner nerd loose with this official Bandai Namco jumper.
Official Pac-Man Christmas Jumper / Ugly Sweater - (UK 3XL/US 2XL)
- Official Bandai Namco Product
- Geeky cool design
- Available in 8 sizes (XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL)
- 100% Knitted
- Crew neckline with ribbed trim
25. Rolling Stones Christmas Jumper
You can’t always get what you want, but you can get this amazing, officially licensed classic Christmas jumper.
Rolling Stones Classic Tongue Royal Blue Ugly Christmas Sweater (Adult XX-Large)
- 100% Acrylic
- Great add on for Ugly Christmas Sweater parties
- Officially Licensed
26. Official Superman Knitted Christmas Jumper
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? It’s neither – it’s a supercosy knitted Superman jumper!
Superman Premium Knitted Christmas Jumper Official Licensed Movie
- Official Licensed Merchandise
- Genuine Product
- Superman
27. Glow in the Dark Christmas Jumper
A great festive safety feature for that long, cold walk home in the dark from the pub.
Glow in the Dark Mens Retro Reindeer Christmas Jumper Style Sweatshirt - Charcoal Grey (X-Large)
- Glow in the dark retro christmas reindeer top
- A lightweight alternative to the traditional Christmas jumper
- Retro style print with a distressed finish for a more authentic vintage worn look
- Perfect for everyday casual wear and the christmas party season.
28. Pug Acrylic Christmas Jumper
Look the dog’s bo****ks this Christmas in this adorable pug jumper.
Merry Pugmas Jumper Unisex
Awsome Christmas jumper for dog lovers! Ideal gift for Christmas Day or to wear over the festive period. These days, owning a pug seems to be the ultimate fashion accessory, but ...
29. Naughty & Nice 2-Person Christmas Jumper
This hilarious attention-seeking jumper is sure to win any competition. Extra points if you both actually manage to wear together it all night.
Two In One Naughty And Nice Christmas Jumper
Cuddle up for Christmas in this adult 2-in-1 jumper. Perfect for couples over the festive period. 100% Acrylic
30. Christmas Stocking Jumper
Why let society dictacte where you should hang your stockings? Keep it and your treasures close by, with easy access.
3D Christmas Stocking Jumper
3D Christmas Jumper complete with front opening stocking on the front. Suitable for males and females. 100% Acrylic
32. Santa Baby Maternity Christmas Jumper
No Christmas jumper list would be complete without a maternity option. Making a big deal of bump’s first Christmas will help you embrace the reason you’re sober.
Wine Womens Maternity Maisie Santa Baby Christmas Jumper - S-M
- Multi Womens Maternity Bethany Bumps First Christmas Jumper
